Sunday, July 22, 2007

The Not-Awesome List for July 22nd, 2007

These things are, very simply put, NOT awesome:

• My Neck

• My dried-up contacts

• child molesters

• the unibomber

• Disappointing Character 1

• Hot fries Diarrea

• Let-down of a Personality 2

• Global Warming

• Made-up crap.

• receiving RedBlocks.

• paying for Harry Potter thrice, not seeing once, but seeing a woman throw up.

• bitches

• AIDs in Haiti

• Informatics

• Web work

• being at work at 8:30


reduced2blogging said...

omg - those are so not awesome, yet so funny!

Vince Gorman said...

other things that are awesomely, not awesome:

-breaking promises without any acknowledgement or apology

-twisting someones thoughts into their own benefit

-making a horrible movie about Underdog

-recycling any %#$@ing idea that ever made any money in the last 100 years and exploiting them in a big budget film. With no respect to the original idea

Anonymous said...

I'm still laughing. Will you post an "Awesome" list? I'll start: